That, my friends, is a Saturnalia miracle. We commissioned Sonny Strait to create a Squirrel Girl sketchcard. He got all inspired and did it as a pandemonium parody of Frank Frazetta, during the full lunar eclipse on the Winter Solstice. It exploded our minds and fulfilled our wishes beyond any sense of previous human comprehension.
As the clock ticks toward another year of Santa joys all over the Earth, we would like to wish you and yours the best holiday ever. Have yourself a naughty little Christmas!