Squirrel Girl will play a big part in the Marvel Comics event called Fear Itself. Today we are speculating about her role. None of this has been confirmed. Take it with the biggest grain of salt you have available.

We know that Dr. Doom is scared of Doreen. We know that Wolverine wants her in bed because she beat him in a fight. We think there may be a way to reconcile the fear and repulsion with a wedding or two.

Or maybe she becomes a waitress and lives happily ever after in obscurity. Only time will tell.